ACTION ON THE SET....

**F-O-A-D** · February 18th, 2001, 12:41 AM

DIRECTOR: F.O.A.D.

Starring Actors:2CUTE, The Teacher

Supporting cast: Mullet, Virgo,

Anonymous Chatter, TR.O.U.B.L.E.

Special Thanks to the Mental Ward for allowing us to use Anonymous Chatter

(19:34:06) Anonymous Chatter gives mouth to mouth to The Teacher (m) and slips in the tongue: I know

(19:35:24) Anonymous Chatter looks at The Teacher (m) and slowly removes swim suit: since my first love left me

(19:36:44) Anonymous Chatter looks at The Teacher (m) and slowly removes swim suit: 12 years now

(19:36:53) F.O.A.D. says to Anonymous Chatter: CUT! CUT! I DON'T WANT OVER-ACTING IN THIS SCENE...

(19:37:15) 2CUTE : jump'n in the pool naked.....from`??M??????'s??? page* http://www.geocities.com/melspg/poolbd.html

(19:37:36) Anonymous Chatter throws a beach ball and bounces it off the head of The Teacher (m): ohoooooooo

(19:37:53) 2CUTE says to The Teacher (m): 50/m

(19:38:04) F.O.A.D. says to Anonymous Chatter: OK... IN THIS SCENE HE ASKS ABOUT YOUR PITIFUL LIFE AND YOU SAY.......

(19:38:06) 2CUTE says to Mullet: *S

(19:38:27) F.O.A.D. : QUIET ON THE SET!!!!

(19:38:31) Anonymous Chatter throws a beach ball and bounces it off the head of The Teacher (m): your bad

(19:39:14) 2CUTE says to F.O.A.D.: new job? *S

(19:39:30) F.O.A.D. says to Anonymous Chatter: "YOUR BAD"???? THAT'S NOT IN YOUR SCRIPT!!! GET OFF MY SET!

(19:39:35) Anonymous Chatter rubs suntan lotion all over The Teacher (m): yes

(19:39:48) 2CUTE says to F.O.A.D.: *LMFAO*

(19:40:02) F.O.A.D. says to 2CUTE: I JUST CAN'T WORK WITH THIS GROUP

(19:40:19) 2CUTE says to F.O.A.D.: amatures.....*sticks nose in the air*

(19:40:35) Anonymous Chatter gives mouth to mouth to The Teacher (m) and slips in the tongue: yes

(19:41:06) F.O.A.D. says to 2CUTE: THEY OVER-ACT THERE ROLES AND TREAT THEM IN IMPROMPTU FASHION

(19:41:26) F.O.A.D. says to 2CUTE: THEIR THEIR I AM SO FLUSTERED I CAN'T TALK

(19:41:51) 2CUTE says to F.O.A.D.: *runs out to get your lunch before you yell and throw stuff*

(19:42:02) Anonymous Chatter looks at The Teacher (m) and slowly removes swim suit: yes

(19:42:33) F.O.A.D. says to 2CUTE: I AM GOING HOME, LAYING DOWN, GETTING UP AND COMING BACK AND THEY BETTER NOT BE ON MY SET

(19:42:57) Anonymous Chatter jumps in the pool for The Teacher (m) and accidentally loses swimsuit: feel good

(19:43:03) 2CUTE says to F.O.A.D.: *watches you leave....then jumps in yer kewl chair

(19:43:13) F.O.A.D. says to 2CUTE: GRRRRRRRRR

(19:43:25) 2CUTE says to F.O.A.D.: hehehe

(19:43:44) Anonymous Chatter gives mouth to mouth to The Teacher (m) and slips in the tongue: ok

(19:43:58) F.O.A.D. says to 2CUTE: YOU ALL DO NOT RESPECT MY VISION

(19:44:09) 2CUTE says to F.O.A.D.: so...you done shooting for the day? me and hank showed up to film the porno *EG

(19:44:32) F.O.A.D. says to 2CUTE: NOT ON MY SET

(19:44:54) Anonymous Chatter kicks at The Teacher (m)'s leg (but misses and slips on the wet floor): ha ha ha ha bad dog

(19:45:03) 2CUTE says to F.O.A.D.: well.....no just not on the set......we figured all over the building

(19:45:45) F.O.A.D. says to Anonymous Chatter: GET OUT OF HERE! WHEN I GET DONE WITH YOUR AGENT YOU'LL BE PRESSED TO SWEEP THE SET AFTER A COMMERCIAL SHOOT

(19:45:48) Sunspun(m) : Leaves...

(19:46:04) Anonymous Chatter looks at The Teacher (m) and slowly removes swim suit: no in the bedroom

(19:46:22) 2CUTE says to Virgo: *turns towards you and drops my robe*

(19:46:55) F.O.A.D. says to 2CUTE: THIS FILM WAS TO BE ABOUT A WOMAN ATTEMPTING TO STEAL A TEACHER AWAY FROM HER TEENAGE DAUGHTER

(19:47:00) Anonymous Chatter gives The Teacher (m) a massage: thats private between a man and woman

(19:47:23) 2CUTE says to F.O.A.D.: ohhhh.....i auditioned for that.......gimme a chance...i can do it *L

(19:47:44) Anonymous Chatter gives The Teacher (m) a massage: out

(19:47:46) F.O.A.D. says to 2CUTE: OK.... WE GOT THE TEACHER

(19:48:07) 2CUTE says to The Teacher (m): are you the teacher?

(19:48:16) Anonymous Chatter gives The Teacher (m) a massage: by ourselves

(19:48:18) F.O.A.D. says to 2CUTE: ACTION!!!

(19:49:11) 2CUTE says to The Teacher (m): *crawls slowly across the set towards you in a leather catsuit*

(19:49:19) Anonymous Chatter gives The Teacher (m) a massage: I sleep in the living room

(19:49:44) 2CUTE says to Mullet: i'm in foad's movie *G

(19:50:00) F.O.A.D. says to Mullet: SECURITY! GET ANONYMOUS CHATTER OUT OF HERE

(19:50:07) 2CUTE says to Mullet: i play the horny mom trying to seduce my son's teacher *L

(19:50:24) Mullet says to Anonymous Chatter: get outtta heeeeeerrrre!

(19:50:28) F.O.A.D. says to 2CUTE: DAUGHTER DAUGHTER

(19:50:29) Anonymous Chatter gives The Teacher (m) a massage: thats where the tv is

(19:50:47) 2CUTE says to F.O.A.D.: k......daughter....got it *S

(19:51:07) 2CUTE says to F.O.A.D.: ummmm...the teacher is PM'in me.......how can i work with that? *L

(19:51:14) F.O.A.D. says to Anonymous Chatter: GET OFF THE SET

(19:51:31) F.O.A.D. says to 2CUTE: WE HAVE TO AMPLIFY

(19:51:35) Anonymous Chatter gives The Teacher (m) a massage: no at night I am too tired

(19:51:37) 2CUTE : (19:48:30) The Teacher (m) PRIVATELY whispers to 2CUTE: Yes indeed... just started this year......

(19:51:39) The Teacher (m) : *Kisses* from Australia...

(19:51:44) Mullet says to Anonymous Chatter: *escorts you off the premisis*

(19:51:48) 2CUTE : (19:49:51) The Teacher (m) PRIVATELY whispers to 2CUTE: Hmm... perhaps 50 is not too old *s*

(19:51:57) F.O.A.D. says to 2CUTE: GREAT GREAT STUFF!!!!

(19:51:58) 2CUTE : (19:50:40) The Teacher (m) PRIVATELY whispers to 2CUTE: Hey... I AM a teacher.....seduce me....!

(19:52:10) Anonymous Chatter gives The Teacher (m) a massage: 2 cute scram

(19:52:20) F.O.A.D. says to 2CUTE: WONDERFUL!!! KEEP THE CAMERA'S ROLLING

(19:52:36) 2CUTE says to Anonymous Chatter: *eyes you and yells* SECURITY!!!!!!!!! get out......i took your part

(19:52:55) Anonymous Chatter throws a beach ball and bounces it off the head of The Teacher (m): 2cute beat it woman

(19:52:58) F.O.A.D. says to Anonymous Chatter: GET OFF MY SET!!!

(19:53:19) The Teacher (m) : Lets all be friends *s*

(19:53:22) 2CUTE says to The Teacher (m): *crawls over to sit at your feet.......takes the book outta your lap and throws it across the room*

(19:53:24) F.O.A.D. PRIVATELY whispers to T.R.O.U.B.L.E.: hey there*LOL

(19:53:35) The Teacher (m) says to 2CUTE: Naughty.......

(19:53:44) Anonymous Chatter throws a beach ball and bounces it off the head of The Teacher (m): 2 cute you don,t boss me around

(19:53:59) F.O.A.D. smiles invitingly at The Teacher (m): GOOD GOOD EARN THE CAMERA EARN IT BABY

(19:54:06) 2CUTE says to Anonymous Chatter: i dont have to...i can have my security guards do it *G

(19:54:14) The Teacher (m) says to 2CUTE: I'd give you a detention for that...

(19:54:34) 2CUTE says to The Teacher (m): *climbs into your lap and removes your glasses*

(19:54:40) Anonymous Chatter throws a beach ball and bounces it off the head of The Teacher (m): 2 cute your a little kid

(19:54:50) The Teacher (m) says to 2CUTE: Now you're getting close to being suspended......

(19:55:18) F.O.A.D. PRIVATELY whispers to T.R.O.U.B.L.E.: you probably don't... I am a friend of BYTE ME and I just recognized your nickname from comments in here

(19:55:19) 2CUTE says to The Teacher (m): *removes the clip from my hair allowing it to fall on my shoulders*

(19:55:37) Anonymous Chatter looks at The Teacher (m) and slowly removes swim suit: send me to the office

(19:55:38) The Teacher (m) says to 2CUTE: Very, very, very naughty..... but I love it...

(19:55:45) F.O.A.D. smiles invitingly at 2CUTE: OH BABY KEEP THE SCENE ROLLING

(19:55:57) The Teacher (m) says to Anonymous Chatter: YOU! Off to the Principal...

(19:56:10) 2CUTE says to F.O.A.D.: *LMFAO* i think yer about to get my ass in trouble *L

(19:56:36) 2CUTE says to Virgo: but.....whos gonna do my makeup if you leave?

(19:56:39) F.O.A.D. smiles invitingly at The Teacher (m): YES!!!! YES!!!! OWN THE CAMERA BABY I FEEL A BLOCKBUSTER HERE

(19:56:45) Anonymous Chatter gives mouth to mouth to The Teacher (m) and slips in the tongue: NOT a chance loser

(19:57:06) The Teacher (m) says to 2CUTE: Ah yes... Teaching has its advantages...

(19:57:11) F.O.A.D. smiles invitingly at Anonymous Chatter: OUT OF HERE!!! YOU'RE FIRED

(19:57:24) 2CUTE says to The Teacher (m): *whispers in your ear* i've been a bad girl.....i need punished

(19:57:34) The Teacher (m) says to Anonymous Chatter: Sorry babe... I guess they'd like you to leave the set.....

(19:57:37) F.O.A.D. PRIVATELY whispers to T.R.O.U.B.L.E.: just having a little fun here *LOL

(19:57:45) Anonymous Chatter gives mouth to mouth to The Teacher (m) and slips in the tongue: foad your a phoney

(19:57:56) 2CUTE says to Anonymous Chatter: ohhhhhhhh.......that had to hurt.....being dropped like that *G

(19:58:09) The Teacher (m) says to 2CUTE: I have found that your behaviour is continually disrupting my class... for this, you need to be punished...

(19:58:16) F.O.A.D. smiles invitingly at Anonymous Chatter: AND YOU'RE DONE!!!!! GET!

(19:58:17) 2CUTE says to Mullet: he didnt send me nuffin *P

(19:58:48) F.O.A.D. PRIVATELY whispers to T.R.O.U.B.L.E.: oh yeah *LOL but tonight is gol *L

(19:58:55) F.O.A.D. PRIVATELY whispers to T.R.O.U.B.L.E.: gold

(19:59:02) The Teacher (m) says to 2CUTE: *Grabs his cane* Who said corporal punishment was out...?!

(19:59:07) Anonymous Chatter gives mouth to mouth to The Teacher (m) and slips in the tongue: really your a rotten teacher class mates leaves

(19:59:23) 2CUTE says to The Teacher (m): *lays across your lap....ass high in the air*

(19:59:32) F.O.A.D. smiles invitingly at 2CUTE: GO BABY GO GO GO

(19:59:39) The Teacher (m) says to Anonymous Chatter: A rotten teacher?! Moi? I command respect babe...! You must be a bad student...!

(19:59:40) Mullet says to 2CUTE: OK, sheesh.................

(19:59:44) 2CUTE says to Mullet: k.....i'll check as soon as we wrap up this scene *L

(19:59:44) T.R.O.U.B.L.E. PRIVATELY whispers to F.O.A.D.: smiles......

(20:00:11) 2CUTE says to F.O.A.D.: ummmmmm......i'm in trouble.....can we change the teacher role too? *G

(20:00:19) F.O.A.D. PRIVATELY whispers to T.R.O.U.B.L.E.: I actually started this whole thing *LOL

(20:00:19) The Teacher (m) says to 2CUTE: *gently lifts your short school skirt* You are to receive three strokes of the cane.....

(20:00:39) Anonymous Chatter throws a beach ball and bounces it off the head of The Teacher (m): thats what you think bulls stand their ground

(20:00:48) T.R.O.U.B.L.E. PRIVATELY whispers to F.O.A.D.: gives you a high five.......

(20:00:54) F.O.A.D. smiles invitingly at 2CUTE: NO!!!! I SEE RATINGS! TAKE THE CANE!

(20:01:14) F.O.A.D. PRIVATELY whispers to T.R.O.U.B.L.E.: *LOL

(20:01:39) 2CUTE says to The Teacher (m): *braces myself for the blows.....bottom lip quiverin*

(20:01:49) The Teacher (m) says to 2CUTE: *Spanks your arse with a crisp, defining 'crack'* Take that, you bad girl...

(20:02:11) F.O.A.D. PRIVATELY whispers to T.R.O.U.B.L.E.: the original two were boring so I decided to make a production number out of it and got him to bump his target *LOL you see the rest

(20:02:35) 2CUTE says to F.O.A.D.: ummmmm....he said arse.....i cant work with ppl who say arse......!!! *L

(20:02:37) F.O.A.D. smiles invitingly at 2CUTE: TAKE IT FOR THE CAMERA LOVE

(20:03:01) Anonymous Chatter splashes water on The Teacher (m)'s nipples: all talk no action babe

(20:03:07) 2CUTE says to F.O.A.D.: *looks into the camera and bites my bottom lip moaning and whimpering*

(20:03:16) F.O.A.D. smiles invitingly at The Teacher (m): YOUR SCRIPT PLAINLY SAYS "ASS" THERE IS NO ROOM FOR CREATIVE LICENSE ON MY SET

(20:03:32) 2CUTE says to F.O.A.D.: *LMFAO*

(20:03:36) The Teacher (m) says to 2CUTE: *Smiles fiendishly* You must learn to respect authority... he he he he he...

(20:03:56) The Teacher (m) says to F.O.A.D.: Very well... CUT... let me think of something more appropriate...

(20:03:57) F.O.A.D. smiles invitingly at 2CUTE: IT'S OK YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF CHAT PORN BABY

(20:04:19) Anonymous Chatter splashes water on The Teacher (m)'s nipples: hey teacher get a life get real

(20:04:24) F.O.A.D. smiles invitingly at The Teacher (m): ok.... take 10

(20:04:30) 2CUTE says to F.O.A.D.: *throws my robe and high heeled slippers back on and stomps off to my dressing room*

(20:04:49) The Teacher (m) says to 2CUTE: *Laughs* Reaches for his pipe...

(20:04:58) F.O.A.D. smiles invitingly at PUFF TENTACLE: have you ever seen anything more disturbing?

(20:05:17) PUFF TENTACLE : no...this takes the cake...

(20:05:23) The Teacher (m) says to Anonymous Chatter: So then... like to join our feature film...?

(20:21:20) F.O.A.D. smiles invitingly at The Teacher (m): I'm not one to typecast my actors but I have another part and in it you must play a sympathetic teacher to a mother that has many many real issues and I think we all know who will be playing that part. In this role you will be her one true attempt to find meaningful love

NOW THIS WAS GOLD BABY GOLD

[This message has been edited by M?????a (edited February 17, 2001).]

**F-O-A-D** · February 18th, 2001, 12:50 AM

I remember I was sitting there watching this completely boring discourse between two people and I thought to myself they need a little sprucing up so I turned it into a production I hope that you all can enjoy. I can't thank God enough for leading me to direct this masterpiece of chatroom comedy. Special thanks to.........................

**2CUTE** · February 18th, 2001, 01:00 AM

*gasps* my agent said nothing about this...it was to be a pool house play only...*looks at foad, shakes my head, and laughs* yer lucky i find you so cute....or i'd be kickin that ass *G

*throws sunglasses on, flicks my hair back, and walks outta the room*

**F-O-A-D** · February 18th, 2001, 01:04 AM

pasting the scene of 2Cue's spanking all over my computer.

**Më£ïñÐa** · February 18th, 2001, 01:20 AM

*die'n L* *applause

I hope you dont mind my edit job...
i couldnt read it....k

was entertaining... biggrin

**Më£ïñÐa** · February 18th, 2001, 01:33 AM

BTW! FOAD have you read the other POOL thread??? Your on there a couple times as well...*L*

**Më£ïñÐa** · February 18th, 2001, 01:54 AM

JUST A TASTE tongue

13:03:08) Rants Nurse Blanca : and we can put on a show when the men get here......

13:02:46) ..::m?l : *lifts leg up

(13:05:06) ..::m?l : oh!shit! ...spreeeads'm......and rubs my titties

(13:06:14) Rants Nurse Blanca : and upside down.....and scratches butt on a jaggedy thing

(13:06:14) Jen! : *stands with back to pole and lifts legs over head and slides down pole

(13:07:45) ..::m?l : rrrrrrriiiiiiiiip...........ah oh!

(13:08:59) ..::m?l : i think it was my groin....(sp?)

(13:09:09) Jen! : *disinfects the poles

(13:10:00) Rants Nurse Blanca : gets stuck to the pole......you sure that was disinfectant??